She is in my trunk
I want to make a zoo with you.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
