I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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