they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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