when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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