3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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