She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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