You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
That accounts for only three of the penises
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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