She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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