Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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