last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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