I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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