I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
