i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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