She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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