Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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