Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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