I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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