its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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