Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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