Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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