I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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