Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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