You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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