awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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