Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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