why didn't you poke me back
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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