It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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