This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
