question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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