apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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