i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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