It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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