ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Randomize
