She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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