Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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