Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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