Banned from zoo.
Again?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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