hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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