highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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