Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
