And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
