It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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