Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Im just a social blackout drinker.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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