Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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