I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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