Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so let's talk penis.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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