We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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