I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
did i just pee glitter
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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