let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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