so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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